Caught a Pervert / Georgia Salpa

"Hello, police? Yes, I'm in the park and I just caught some perv trying to crawl up my shorts. You had better send some cops to get this creep before I squeeze him and crush him like a ripe grape! I'll give you five minutes........Yes, I'm serious! And he might not even last that long. He keeps calling me a bitch, so I'm tightening my grip on him even now. If you don't get here in time, you'll have to clean up the mess!"

Even now, the cops are coming. They have had to deal with her before, and even had to clean up a few of her aforementioned 'messes'.